THE MOTHER is the primordial energy of the cosmos, from which all things come and return. This poem, written by Doctor Mike's teacher Swami Krishna before he self-mummified while meditating on how to cook tofu for dinner that night, explains it all:
THE MOTHER
mother
Mother
THE Mother
THE MOTHER
Oh, like no OTHER!
In roots of trees,
in wings of bees,
she comes in threes,
and shakes my knees.
When I were but a boy,
I thought of HER as a toy,
and now I take most joy,
from eating only soy.
Now to THE MOTHER I tend,
warm thoughts to HER I send,
and all my mistakes I mend,
so that she will not bring THE END.
mother
Mother
THE Mother
THE MOTHER
Oh, like no OTHER!
In roots of trees,
in wings of bees,
she comes in threes,
and shakes my knees.
When I were but a boy,
I thought of HER as a toy,
and now I take most joy,
from eating only soy.
Now to THE MOTHER I tend,
warm thoughts to HER I send,
and all my mistakes I mend,
so that she will not bring THE END.
This poem is truly magical, seeing as how it rhymes in both the original Marathi language, and in English!
But the point is clear, THE MOTHER is our environment and creator--it is the nature behind our environment and the environment behind the nature behind our environment! If we do not respect THE MOTHER and stray from THE PATH, we risk disrespecting her (the blue triangle of the TRIUMPHAGRAM) and will certainly cause our own destruction!
That is why all those that follow THE PATH must respect nature. We must conserve trees by only using toilet paper on days of the month that are prime numbers, keeping carbon dioxide from rising by reducing breathing to one third of our current inhalation rates, and kill all non-cute animals that invade our ecosystems, such as goats, rats, hippies and the evilest of all creatures, the emu.
But of course, the best way to respect and preserve THE MOTHER is realize that she is a mother, and that mothers have children. So we should all have lots and lots of children if we want to obey the will of nature. Children are the hope for our future so, if we want a good future for Earth and the environment, we'll need lots and lots and lots of hope, which means lots and lots of babies, all raised on THE PATH.
If you are having trouble bearing children and are an attractive woman between the ages of 18 and 40, please contact Doctor Mike about one of his intense private fertility treatment sessions. Using his white aura, Doctor Mike has a 100% success rate with helping women conceive. Even young virgins who have spent a mere 15 minutes alone in Doctor Mike's presence have had miraculous, immaculate conceptions--the genetic codes of their children being so pure, that they show remarkable similarities to Doctor Mike's perfect genetic set. The power of THE PATH is truly TRIUMPHANT!
3 comments:
Oh my, the poem is so beautiful! I think I want to read it to my mother so that she can understand The Mother!
This is a good way to show mothers that you appreciate them.
Please keep in mind, however, that the poem is copyrighted by Heavenly Kingdom of Triumph Ministries, Inc. (HKTMI) and that any reproduction in print of the poem, reading of the poem aloud, or remembering the poem quietly in your head will incur royalty fees that HKTMI strictly enforces. Such usage rights can be purchased at the Doctor Mike Store (coming soon!), for $4.59, per reading, per mother (and tax and S&H not included).
Other options are also available from the Doctor Mike Store, including a negative-energy-eliminating ceiling fan (with a different stanza of the poem painted on each blade)($45.90) and an alarm clock that shouts the first stanza of the poem out every morning at 4:59 a.m. ($9.54).
Dr. Mike,
I am glad to learn that the emu is an evil animal. Perhaps all of the photographs of emus and stuffed animal emus in my apartment have caused the great suffering of my recent life. But why is the emu so evil?
Thanks for helping me walk in Your triumphant ways!
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