Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Doctor Mike is here to help

Are you lonely, bored with life, afraid? Do even the simplest daily activities leave you depressed? Is there a feeling inside of you that something is always missing, no matter how hard to search for happiness? Does just thinking about all the things that you've done wrong, the people you've hurt, and your hideous body make you cry?

Doctor Mike is here to help.

Using a system adapted from modern psychology, meditation, and secrets learned exclusively from the most secretive of secret Asian religions, Doctor Mike has created a special path to help everybody unlock the TRIUMPH waiting to be released from their souls.

Since unveiling THE PATH just three short months ago, Doctor Mike has changed thousands of lives. Following THE PATH, individuals have found their TRIUMPH and turned their lives around, to live longer, happier, more fulfilling existences. A few testimonials:

"I used to hate life. Now I love life! Thanks, Doctor Mike!"
-Latisha, San Diego, CA

"Girls didn't like me and it made me hate myself. When Doctor Mike found the TRIUMPH inside me, though, I realized that the problem was simple: I'm gay!"
-Tom, Golden, CO

"I listen to Doctor Mike's lecture's every day and it has helped me to discover that there's something more to life. I no longer worry about money, friends, family, drug-addicted roommates, or clean water--with THE PATH, I have something greater!"
-Tiffany, New York, NY

In his mission to change the world, Doctor Mike has started this blog to coincide with the publication of his forthcoming book Plan You: Be Better at Being and to help those wishing to follow THE PATH by shining his guiding light right in their eyes. Here Doctor Mike will lay out the basic concepts of THE PATH for those who cannot attend his lectures or enter within the aura of his immediate presence. Doctor Mike will also answer a few of the thousands of e-mails he receives, so that all may have the benefit of his response.

Let Doctor Mike help you find the TRIUMPH inside yourself so that you can be better at being!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dr. Mike, I'm so thrilled to find this blog!! I've been so depressed. I want to carefully plan myself from now on so that I can be better being. I can't wait to be a person of triumph!

Talitali said...

So simple, and yet so brilliant! Inspired by your blog, I've realized that 'to be' should be something more than a linking verb in my life! I've pledged to pursue a more existential context for my being, and can't wait to find my TRIUMPH.