The TRIUMPHAGRAM is an ancient symbol, first used by Amharic mystics in 10,000 B.C. to better understand the workings of the universe. It was used to construct both the great pyramids and Stonehenge. The black yin and yang in the circle represent ENERGY--the essence of life and the world--while the colorful triangles represent the elements of (starting at the top and going counter-clockwise): Heart, Earth, Water, Fire, Gold ("Money"), and Faith.Those students who will have studied with Doctor Mike since he first left his meditative retreat on the mountain of Ozymandias and revealed his system to the world will remember Doctor Mike's 13 points for spiritual, moral, and financial awakening (and weight loss). Unfortunately, negative forces seeking to hurt Doctor Mike filed a lawsuit against 3 of those points, claiming that they violated copyright laws and defamed Vladmir Putin. Points number 7 and 11, moreover, led a newspaper advertisement by PETA disparaging Doctor Mike and inciting activists to urinate on the tires of his car. Point number 6 turned out to be exactly the same as point number 3, having been accidentally copied and pasted twice in Doctor's Mike's first pamphlets by an intern from NYU.
After these difficulties, Doctor Mike returned to Mount Ozymandias, to meditate and reflect. That's when he realized that the entire system could be simplified into just 6 points--the same number as the points of the TRIUMPHAGRAM! These points, with their color representations, are:
Red - Am I being me?
Green - Is it triumphant?
Blue - Does it hurt the Mother?
Orange - Is lovingliness involved?
Yellow - Does it empower my inner empowerment?
Purple - Am I violating my faith?
Whenever one encounters a difficult situation, he or she should ask these questions--it will not only bring a good solution, but keep one dead center on THE PATH!
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So, wait-- does the simplification of the points leave the system's potential for financial awakening intact? If not, I want the full thirteen, and PETA can kiss my third molar.
Wow, I never thought that associating colors with philosophical points could be so effective. They're already rooted in my mind. You light up my miserable life! Thank you Dr. Mike!!!
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No, the simplification of the points only makes them more powerful, because it brings you in line with the cosmic principles that were used to create Chichen Itza, Mecca, and the Chrysler Building. You will not only still find financial awakening, but also gain more--such as the love of celebrities also following THE PATH, increased fertility, and the ability to better communicate with your pet.
Doctor Mike expects that this is a system even the negative forces of PETA can accept.
Dr. Mike- Is it coincidence that within hours of being invited to view your blog, I have been very fortunate to experience at least 3 triumphant moments? And, is there a way that I can make those moments last? I'm so bothered by how fleeting the good moments in life are.
Dear HollyG,
No, your experiences are certainly not a coincidence. The truth is that merely having seen the TRIUMPHAGRAM on the blog yesterday is likely what sparked those moments of TRIUMPH for you. The TRIUMPHAGRAM is truly powerful--just having it near you changes things!
In order to prolong those moments of TRIUMPH, though, you need to follow THE PATH. For those who are new to THE PATH, or are only familiar with it through this blog, here's a simple, easy way you can use the TRIUMPHAGRAM to help guide you on your journey to find and hold on to your inner TRIUMPH. I call this technique THE COMPASS:
1) Create a giant TRIUMPHAGRAM, roughly the length of your two out-stretched arms, on the floor of your home. (NOTE: The purple triangle on the TRIUMPHAGRAM should be pointing, as you would expect, in the direction of Mount Ozumandias.)
2) Remove all mirrors, emus (or representations of emus) and major appliances from the room and close all doors and windows. If you have wifi in the house, be sure to unplug the connection.
2) Stand in the middle of the TRIUMPHGRAM facing north-northwest (the direction with the most positive energy).
3) Close your eyes.
4) Stretch your arms over your head, so that the middle fingers on each hand barely touch.
5) Clear your mind of all thoughts. If you have trouble doing this, you can focus on thinking just about Doctor Mike.
6) Begin spinning in circles. Continue doing this until you fall down.
The triangle on the TRIUMPHAGRAM where your shoulders touch represents something that you need to improve--i.e., if they touch the orange triangle, you need to have more LOVINGLINESS, if they touch the purple triangle, you need FAITH (maybe you didn't think that this experiment would work, did you?!). Examine your life to see where you have had shortcomings in this regard, and make corrections, as necessary.
If your shoulders do not touch a colored triangle on the TRIUMPHAGRAM, land outside of the TRIUMPHAGRAM, or touch two triangles, then you need to repeat THE COMPASS again.
Feelings of nausea and dizziness as well as blacking out and experiences bowel wrenching vomiting are natural for THE COMPASS, so don't worry. It's only the TRIUMPHAGRAM working its magical powers on you and helping to cleanse your body of negative energy.
No, really, six is much better than 13. Quite aside from 13 being unlucky, 13 points is an awful lot like 14 points, and look where those got Wilson! They were too complicated and no one wanted to listen, and everyone was so unbalanced that WWII happened. Six is far clearer. We all need to simplify.
That is correct.
If Doctor Mike had been around then, World War II would not have occurred. Hitler, Churchill, Chiang Kai-shek, and Bob Hope could have all benefited greatly from THE PATH.
Dr. Mike, how come Mao Zedong is not included in your list of historical figures? Do you think it would not work on him? Please advise!!
This is a touchy subject.
As is well known, I studied under Supreme Ultimate Grandmaster Shenhua, who is many thousands of years old and was the secret teacher of Confucius, Kangxi, and the third Dalai Lama (known as the best Dalai Lama).
This is a little known fact, but Shenhua also knew Karl Marx. The two met in an opium house in London one night and had a long conversation about industrialism and the color red. Needless to say, Marx decided to write up all Shenhua's offhanded comments and take credit for them himself.
It gets worse: Marx didn't even get Shenhua's idea even remotely correct! He made a lot of mistakes, which upset Shenhua greatly and prompted him to write a letter to Engels chastising Marx, even going to so far as to criticize Marx's decision to emulate Shenhua and grow a big, bushy beard. Marx, very unhappy, then started spouting all this stuff about religion being an opiate for the masses. The rift was never repaired.
So, seeker, can you see why Mao might not be able to benefit from THE PATH? Unfortunately, Communists follow a road that is a distortion of one of Doctor Mike's teachers' system, and don't understand the purpose of things like the TRIUMPHAGRAM and using THE COMPASS. What a shame!
Doctor Mike still has plans to reintroduce THE PATH into China, though, and help 1.3 billion more people find their TRIUMPH and rediscover the true Chinese culture that they've lost, and that only Doctor Mike now knows. Any Oriental speaking seekers out there are welcome to translate the writings of Doctor Mike into Chinese, then, but be sure to contact him first!
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